ASS MASSAGE

An active exploration of touch, anatomical understanding, and somatic awareness centered on the glute regions. Rather than focusing only on arousal, let’s emphasize embodied learning through anatomical and practical deep dive, and conscious touch!

Rather than treating these body parts as either purely clinical or purely erotic, we will explore the rich middle ground — how touch can be powerful, emotionally intelligent, and deeply connecting without being (necessarily) sexual.

Understand the anatomy of the glute region

Explore the surrounding areas and their interconnectedness to this region

Learn positioning, draping, and ergonomic self-care for giving and receiving touch

Discover the diverse impacts of conscious, sensual touch beyond arousal— including nervous system activation/regulation, embodiment, emotional release, and energetic shifts

Practice consent communication and attuned, responsive touch through live partner work

Experience the interplay between safety, presence, and sensuality in somatic practice

This workshop is for massage/touch enthusiasts, somatic practitioners, tits and ass lovers!

Partnered practice with optional partner swapping (giving and receiving)

Solo participants and duos; beginners welcome



What to Bring:

Comfortable clothing you can partially remove

A sarong or blanket for comfort and draping

Massage oil (optional)

An open mind and willingness to explore

About the Facilitator

Alexandre Dandelion brings a unique combination of complementary expertise:

Physiotherapy Training: Deep anatomical knowledge and understanding of the body's structural, muscular, and skeletal systems, informed by paramedic training

Abdominal Massage Specialization: Expertise in nervous system regulation, energy work, and the emotional dimensions of touch and somatic awareness

Consent and Intimacy Practice: Training in cuddling work that centers explicit consent, and the therapeutic power of appropriate closeness

And of course he’s an absolute aficionado of ass massage!